This is Malaysia - What A True Malaysian Should Know - From FWD EMAIL
NATIONAL EXCUSE FOR HAIR LOSS:
NATIONAL INSTANT FOOD :
NATIONAL BREAKFAST :
NATIONAL LUNCH :
NATIONAL SUPPER :
Roti Canai & Teh Tarik
NATIONAL EXCUSE FOR BEING LATE:
None. Most Malaysians still feel embarrassed buying
So they rushed into a 7-11, hurriedly grab the nearest
pack, any pack, pay and leave before the cashier can
even blink an eye.
NATIONAL FRUIT FOR INDUCING MENSTRUATION :
NATIONAL APHRODISIAC DRINK:
Stout. Many Malaysian men swear by it. But then after
a few pints they start swearing at everything.. ..
NATIONAL FAKE ILLNESS FOR GETTING MC (MEN):
NATIONAL FAKE ILLNESS FOR GETTING MC (WOMEN):
NATIONAL EXCUSES GIVEN BY WOMEN WHEN REFUSING SEX:
Headache, kids not asleep, maid not asleep,
mother-in-law around, early appointment, food not
digested yet, aircond not cold enough, aircond too
cold, nail polish not dry yet, forgot to take the
pill, sleepy, stomach cramps, period, haven ' t remove
make-up, haven ' t shower, no water supply, going to
watch ' Santa Barbara ', depress, no mood, etc...
NATIONAL EXCUSES GIVEN BY MEN WHEN REFUSING SEX:
None. Malaysian men never refuse sex.
NATIONAL CURE FOR DIARRHOEA :
Cap Kaki Tiga. Down one bottle with warm water and you
are all 'dried up'.
NATIONAL CURE FOR HEADACHES:
Panadol. The 'cure for all'. If it fails we have
another secret weapon - Tiger Balm.
NATIONAL CURE FOR NAUSEA :
Moh Fah Kor.
NATIONAL CURE FOR DIZZINESS:
Minyak Angin Cap Kapak.
NATIONAL CAUSE OF DIZZINESS (FOR YUPPIES):
NATIONAL INSTANT CURE FOR DIZZINESS (FOR YUPPIES):
The sight of a police road block.
NATIONAL RICE COOKER :
NATIONAL Rice Cooker
NATIONAL RUBBISH DUMP:
Anywhere. As long as it is not your house.
NATIONAL MOST MIS-PRONOUNCED NAME:
Carrefour. Sometimes even pronounced as Carry 4!
NATIONAL ANSWER FOR 'WHERE ARE YOU'?
-on the way.
NATIONAL OFFICIAL TIME FOR BEING LATE
NATIONAL REASON FOR PRICE INCREASE
Petrol naik lagi kawan... semua barang pun kena naik
ler... inclusive chicken meat?
NATIONAL REASON FOR PETROL INCREASE
Still cheaper than other country la....
NATIONAL EXCUSE FOR CAUSING TRAFFIC JAM:
there was accident on the other side of the road.. of
course must slow down and tengok-tengok, kaypoh-kaypoh
NATIONAL REASON WHEN REJECTING INVITATION :
'I got some work to do la..u all go first la..'
NATIONAL REASON FOR COLLAPSED BUILDINGS & LEAKY
An act of God. Definitely nothing to with greased palms
and poor quality control. Nope, none whatsoever.
NATIONAL EXCUSE FOR IRRESPONSIBLE POLITICAL STATEMENTS:
None. We were misquoted.
NATIONAL MINISTERIAL REASON FOR INCREASING TOLL RATES:
Orang cakap mau naik mesti mau naik lah! Lu ingat ini
jalan saya punya bapak punya kah?!
NATIONAL REASON FOR HAVING BIG ONION DOMES ON TAXPAYER
FUNDED PUBLIC BUILDINGS:
dunno. It's not as if we're anywhere near the middle
NATIONAL REASON FOR SPURNING BAILOUT PACKAGES FROM
FOREIGN CAR COMPANIES:
We're about to unveil another badly designed low budget
car, which, coupled with our notorious customer service
and corporate mismanagement, will see us bankrupt again
within the next 5 years. And so we have absolutely no
need for the Germans and their silly car-making and
market-positioning knowhow, thank you very much.
NATIONAL EXCUSE FOR JUMPING QUEUE (TRAFFIC JAM OR WHAT
EVER QUEUE) :
everybody doing what lah............
NATIONAL EXCUSE NOT PAYING SAMAN ACCORDING TO DUE DATE:
Relax ler... government will give discount one of these
NATIONAL EXCUSE TO BRIBE (ANY CONDITION) :
give them minum kopi lar.....